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Friday, May 25, 2012

BEEFERS WANTED

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

... Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

THE LOOTITUDES




Saw this on a friend's Facebook Wall and it was too good not to share herein.


The Lootitudes (Part I)

(1) And seeing the multitudes, corruption went up into Aso Rock; and when he was set, the politicians came unto him;

(2) And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying:

(3) Blessed are the clueless in wisdom; for theirs is the Presidency of the nation.

(4) Blessed are they that rig elections, for they shall be elected.

(5) Blessed are the thieves; for they shall inherit the National Assembly.

(6) Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after public funds; for their accounts shall be filled.

(7) Blessed are the bribe-takers, for they shall obtain big bribes.

(8) Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for they shall loot trillions.

(9) Blessed are the bootlickers, for they shall be called the Federal Executhief Council.

(10) Blessed are they which are prosecuted for corruption’s sake; for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.

(11) Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you, and interrogate you, and bring all manner of charges against you, for my sake.

(12) Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad; for fat are your accounts in Swiss banks; for so they prosecuted the politicians which were before you.

(13) Ye are the thieves of the nation; but if the thief have lost his craftiness, wherewith shall he be looting? It is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be charged to court, and be sentenced to prison.

(14) Ye are the liars of the nation, a lie that is carefully thought-out cannot be found out.

(15) Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and serve it to SaharaReporters, but to NTA; and it gives false hope unto all that watch the 9pm news.

(16) Let your gowns so flow before men, that they may see your big loots, and glorify your father which is in Ota.

(17) Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel marketers

(18) For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one naira or one kobo shall not be left in the Federation Account, but all be looted away.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Up Chelsea

Up Chelsea..


The long wait is over.

We are the champions of Europe.

One lesson to be learned from the game on Saturday night is this:



IT IS NOT OVER UNTIL ITS OVER.




UP CHELSEA!


N.B. SO DIDIER DROGBA IS LEAVING? THAT'S WHAT MANY OF OUR AFRICAN LEADERS SHOULD TRY TO EMULATE. LEAVE WHEN THE OVATION IS AT ITS LOUDEST.

UP DROGBA, UP CHELSEA.. WE ARE THE KINGS OF EUROPE.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

ELEVENS( TAGGING POST)

Now, I REALLY DO NOT LIKE FOLLOW-FOLLOW (i.e I ALWAYS GO AGAINST THE NORM) BUT SINCE I GOT TAGGED BY THE NAUGHTY TOIN (ONIJOGBON 1 OF BLOGSVILLE) AND ALSO BY THE VERY PRETTY(AT LEAST JUDGING BY HER PHOTO) DAMMYJEWEL, I HAVE TO AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THE TAGS SO HERE GOES MY ELEVENS


 Things to do:
1.Post the rules.
2.Post 11 things about yourself
3.Answer the questions by your tagger
4.Create 11 questions and tag another 11 to answer them
5.Note: no tag backs and also notify the people you tagged
6.Let your tagger know you answered their questions.

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11 things about me
I PROCRASTINATE A LOT 
I LOVE READING( I CAN READ IN A RAINSTORM WITH NO COVER)
I LOVE DANCING( I SABI DANCE O, INFACT MJ NO RICH)
I LOVE COOKING
I LOVE SPEAKING PIDGIN ENGLISH AS IT BEST EXEMPLIFIES THE DIVERSITY IN NIGERIA

Thursday, May 10, 2012

BEEN A LONG TIME YOU SAW ME (PT. 2)

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG THAT I LAST CAME HERE AND GAVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF MY CRAZY SELF.

IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY TWO MONTHS.

I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF AS I HAVE BEEN SWAMPED WITH SO MUCH WORK THAT I FORGET TO EAT AT TIMES.

THIS WEEKEND, I WILL TRY TO POST SOME ARTICLES. WILL HAVE TO SLEEP LESS BUT I WILL TRY TO GIVE A SYNOPSIS OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED.

TILL THEN, THANK GOD IT'S THURSDAY(THE NEW FRIDAY).

SEE YA, CATCH YA, LARRAS.

P.S. THANK YOU, BLOG STALKER PERSONAL FOR CHECKING UP ON ME. THIS SONG IS FOR YOU.
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